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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Friday Afternoon Humour...

Thanks to my friend Michael D. for this one. Some of the logic is sketchy, but hey... so is this adminstration.

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to replace a lightbulb? The answer is 10.

1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they either favor changing the
lightbulb or support darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a
step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished";

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had
a strong lightbulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

Sometimes I feel I should be sending condolence cards to my American friends.

Btw, regarding the title... was I not supposed to read this until tomorrow?
Couldn't help it Gary... but I stole this and posted it on my blog as well
Okay Gary... I have a joke, too... except mine is a wee bit dirty:
2 lobbyists were walking down K Street, when they happened upon a group of men who were standing on the streetcorner masturbating.
Nonchalantly, the 1st lobbyist said with a shrug: "Will you just look at those damn Democrats?"
Incredibly shocked, the 2nd lobbyist said: "How in the world do you know these guys are Democrats??"
The 1st lobbyist said: "Because if these were Republicans, they wouldn't even bother with jacking off. Naw, see they'd just bend some poor Middle Class person over and screw 'em."
Madcap - I was a day ahead of myself - and you're quick!

Zee - it's not stealling, it's blog research.

Tina - that's obscene! But not the content, just the truth in it.
Thank's for the laugh!
- And I actually read it on Friday afternoon too.. I even printed it and put it up on the wall at work - Laughs are worth spreading!

It's unfortunate that there is so much truth in this joke! I'm always curious as to how the rest of the world views my country's leader... unfortunately, the same way that 49% of this country's inhabitants view him!
This was wonderful... I may be a Texan, but I have no affiliation with Shrub. Am going to have to send this to my parents who are terribly into Bush bashing... xoS
I just liberated it from Zee who appropriated it from you.

Proper credit all around.

WA and I both need a giggle once in a while. Thanks.

Is America Burning
Hi Gary,
the picture itself made me laugh...this poor guy has been through all kind of caricatutres and cartoons to make us laugh. I know no other President who makes you laugh so much!
thanks for sharing!
Sounds about right to me!
not sure, this IS satire - right?
please tell me it's satire...
I'm sure I saw something on news the other night about lightbulbs....

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