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Thursday, October 06, 2005

Cruise and Holmes expecting child

But the really big question: When can we expect him to learn to act? (Katie could probably teach him a few things...)

Poor kid, but I guess you can't pick your parents.
Katie had better hope she doesn't develope Postpartum Depression... b/c it'll be too bad for you sweetie... just pop another One A Day Plus Iron and get over it... just the kind of sensitive guy I would want to be impregnated by.
Besides... I had always heard he was sterile... was it a Scientology Miracle Conception?
Scientology has a great program to help latent homosexuals such as Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and countless others lead seemingly a heterosexual existence.

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